You brought it upon yourself.
You had it.
The child, that is.
Don’t bring it upon everybody else.
And especially not on a plane.
If you wanted to travel, you should have remembered Durex.
Diane 35.
A diaphragm.
If you planned it, you owe it to society to take one for the team and not.
Travel, that is.
Little Johnny will always have Paris.
When he’s a teenager.
Little Johnny should leave Las Vegas.
Until he’s 21.
Little Johnny can play the crying game.
Somewhere else.
There should be a special section for those who bring babies on planes.
In the airport.
On the ground.
I hate my fellow man.
